When I grow up I will…
- eat more of those green things
-
drink less
- stopchainsmoking
- drive safely and ethically (checkmark)
- read the newspaper – daily
- do my laundry more frequently than once a month
- shave my face (because I will have hair)
But since I’m young I can…
- eat grease-fests with John Sercer = bacon+bacon+eggs+grease+cheese
- just drink iced mochas in the capbar with my friends
- smoke a whole pack of cigarettes
- drive like a grandma –>
- read the gospel according to DRUDGE thrice daily
- just rotate the clothes in my laundry hamper to get clean clothes
- shave my face (because I have no hair)
- be on a boat 🙂
