In light of Peter’s want of serious adherents to his call to enhanced pedantry (and pedantry has no pejorative connotations in this circle of trust, thank you Dr. Davies), you should all read and think about Mr. Horan’s wonderful tribute to the muse, published below for your reading pleasure. Remember, the real world means boring jobs, mindless tasks, unnerving stagnation, so breathe the intellectual air surrounding your long-distance colleague, Mike. (This pedantry is brought to you by the letter U, and Paul Gautier)