Club Schmitz Review Website

I felt that we have been mysteriously silent on the subject of an oldie but a goodie, Club Schmitz.

If you are or were a student at University of Dallas and you haven’t been to the “(pre-)historic” Club Schmitz, then you are missing out on a big UD tradition and committing a double bad naughty.  This place has been around since before the school and the only thing that is different is that they put in a TV and kickass Golf Arcade Game.  Here’s a good website that puts it all in perspective for you.

Make sure that you go with friends, lots of friends; or maybe you just want a beer by yourself; either way, Club Schmitz is a great place to:

have a birthday party
film a movie about love, intrigue, drinking, and a vampire pimp and Socrates (John Sercer)
eat delicious fried bar food and drink pitchers of beer
meet babes
go to for a unintended but badly needed study break
take a girl on a first date
go to with Fr. McGuire

All of these are things that I have either done myself or Misko has done.

Get thee to Schmitz!

Sweetly,

Peter

p.s. – Click on the photo to enlarge it

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3 Responses
  1. John Sercer says:

    I am almost sorry to learn Flo's real name.

  2. John P. Bloch says:

    Wow, I do miss Club Schmitz. We had Boyne's bachelor party at Club Schmitz.

    Also, I don't know which I find more hilarious: that Paul Gautier appears to have undergone a sex change by 2050, or that the Golden Tee game, when read without the line break, says "Golden Tee Foreskins Play!"

  3. Mary Sexton says:

    Speaking of which, where can I get a copy of "UD, je t'aime"? I am really dying to show this to my work comrades, who are unaware that excellence lies in the mean, re drinking. Not that the video actually involves the mean. Which is funny.

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