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Pedantry: Don’t Leave Home Without It

Cigarettes are $6.00 in Phoenix, so, if you come here, make sure to stock up first. Here’s a narrative poem I wrote at some point.

Aeneus and Dido Meeting

I.
bursting into the hall—spilling chicken
wings, cold from refrigeration (you had
waited until midnight to be able
to eat them) and glossy with barbeque
and hot and hot-barbeque, tumbling out
of their cold white styrofoam togo box—
awkwardly tipsy from not knowing about
the dangers of flipping cups.
two doors close, both mine closing
and another…not scared. I,
up gathering the still good chicken,
and you, now acquainted with me, shared
your spoils, (I added my candy and grape-
juice). then you suggested by leaving the room
without me, that we ought to go in search
of higher things—and I not having a
cellular device, brought my cordless-land-phone
instead.
you showed me a building’s roof,
the Pleiades, and a quivered starfish
you found at Neptune’s beach, New Jersey.
we burst into the world together now,
our auspicious friendship.


II.
The next nine months we spent it together.
And once we awoke we saw the vision.
And when our spirits got low,
We raised each other up, and in joyous times

I raised you higher. That is what friends do.

III.
You never thanked me, until you did
Not chop off my hands—you had tied them
—with a hatchet.

IV.
you shiny plastic piece of
; and you pulling me through the window,
to gently tap my cheek with your knuckles.

V.
chicken wings, both drunk, the building rooftop.
it is gone, all is gone, for what?

it’s not gone, said, not gone entirely.
but, trust me, it’s gone, and I want a why.
because seeing that vision has crushed us.

Do your pedantic duty

In light of Peter’s want of serious adherents to his call to enhanced pedantry (and pedantry has no pejorative connotations in this circle of trust, thank you Dr. Davies), you should all read and think about Mr. Horan’s wonderful tribute to the muse, published below for your reading pleasure. Remember, the real world means boring jobs, mindless tasks, unnerving stagnation, so breathe the intellectual air surrounding your long-distance colleague, Mike. (This pedantry is brought to you by the letter U, and Paul Gautier)

The Way the World Ends…

Since we have all given in to the peer pressure surrounding Bloch’s call to arms (and by arms I mean pedantry), I feel as though we should reach out to other pedants in other, more exotic places. I found these while browsing teh interwebz during this ridiculous temp job. I have also sharpened my Pandora stations to perfection, but that doesn’t concern any of you. All of them except New Criterion are book blogs, mostly interesting.

https://www.bookcritics.org/blog
https://americanfiction.wordpress.com/
https://dgmyers.blogspot.com/
https://www.newcriterion.com/blogs.cfm/
https://noggs.typepad.com/
https://www.complete-review.com/saloon/index.htm (The site this links from is also pretty neat.)
https://www.thenewcanon.com/

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