There it is! The light at the end of the tunnel! I can almost taste it…freedom. One more final.

I’m here!

When I grow up I will…

• eat more of those green things
• drink less
• stopchainsmoking
• drive safely and ethically (checkmark)
• read the newspaper – daily
• do my laundry more frequently than once a month
• shave my face (because I will have hair)

But since I’m young I can…

• eat grease-fests with John Sercer = bacon+bacon+eggs+grease+cheese
• just drink iced mochas in the capbar with my friends

• smoke a whole pack of cigarettes
• drive like a grandma –>
• read the gospel according to DRUDGE thrice daily
• just rotate the clothes in my laundry hamper to get clean clothes
• shave my face (because I have no hair)
• be on a boat 🙂