My only definite plan this summer is to post more regularly here, because I will be writing a lot this summer. See, when the doctor released me from the hospital in Scotland, he said (after giving me lots of drugs!) that he was worried about my blood pressure.
Doctor: “It’s right on the edge of being dangerously low.”
Me, filled with incredulity and mirth: “Don’t worry, doctor, I’ll take care of that back in the States.”
To that end, I plan, this summer, to sit on my butt during the days, avoiding exercise and eating fatty foods (read: grease-fest), while drinking lots and lots of coffee, and smoking lots and lots of cigarettes–and read tons and tons and tons of stuff. Then I’ll get to write about that stuff.
Just a warning.
