PB

Author Archive

Fresh from the Grapevine

Jul 2009

By PB

Attention: Recent Graduates (the marginalized, the mangled, the exiled, the unloved, the unemployed, the disenfranchised, the debubbled)

It is rumored to be that Brittany Cameron will not be returning.

Thus, it seems that there may be an opening position at UD (mind you that I have heard this via Grapevine, and as such this information is capable of being spurious).

Therefore rejoice all ye nations!

It is not unfitting that on this day in history (July 27):

1689 – Glorious Revolution: Battle of Killiecrankie
1794 – French Revolution: Robespierre is arrested and tried for the murder of 17,000 via guillotine
1870 – Birth of Hilaire Belloc (Happy Birthday!)
1946 – Death of Gertrude Stein (RIP)

Category: It Is What It Is 2 Comments Tags: It Is What It Is

Guacamole Dip

Jul 2009

By PB

This summer I have been investigating the possibility of becoming more domestic. With that possible telos in mind, I have designed a recipe (this is, they say, I vital step in becoming domesticated). Fear not, this recipe involves a plethora of manly things: knives, peppers, eating, squeezing limes, etc. And I don’t give a damn what the pixies think.

Bloch-o-mole Dip

3 Avocados – Cut open Avocados (Jerry recommends listening to Slipknot). Scoop out the guts and put in a bowl. Smile your work to see.

1 Tomato -Dice this tomato and put it into the bowl. (Remember, shorter on the sides and put everything in the bowl hereafter)

2 cloves of Garlic – Dice this garlic. (Vampires? No, you need it to keep those cougars away!)

1/4 Onion – Dice this quarter onion (If you’re Misko, or just that way, use whole onion)

1 Jalapeno – Dice this Ja-lap-in-o. (Just do it)

1 Scoop (small) of sour cream – (optional)

Add salt, squeeze juice of 1/2 a lime, and I feel like I’m missing something…

Mix it up and enjoy with tortilla chips.

If you have things that you like in your guac, I’d like to hear about it.