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Hello out there

So I figure I should put something up here about my life since that’s one of the final causes of this here blog. I switched from the Diocese of Dallas and joined the Diocese of Tyler, which is sweet. And now I’m not in the seminary in Dallas; I’m in the seminary in Philadelphia. I’m at St. Charles Borromeo Seminary. It’s pretty legit. Go to this website and look a the pictures of the campus. It’s really pretty.
I won’t be able to go back to Texas until December probably, so I think I’m going to try and crash at St. Greg’s over Thanksgiving. BTDubs, does anyone have Sercer’s number? Because SGA is only 2.5 hours from me.

Oh, and one more thing. I don’t get to wear a cassock for another two months. But when I do, that’ll be legit too! Because cassocks are legit! Just ask Sugar. Or Neal.

Response to "Typical Anne"

I want to respond to Mr. Kane’s most recent post by posting something that has nothing to do with anything he said.

Here are two quotes, by two dissimilar poets: John Donne and ee cummings. The quotes are about philosophy vs. poetry and wonder.
“[T]he clarity of literal language satisfies the intellect by giving knowledge, while the obscurity of figurative language stimulates the intellect to search further by causing wonder.”
-Donne, John. Devotions

“not for philosophy does this rose give a damn”
-cummings, ee. voices to voices, lip to lip

Job Posting: Gov’t Translators Needed, 2 Years Experience Required

My dear friends, Barack Obama returned to his roots this weekend (or at least, 50% of his roots) when he exasperatedly exclaimed that, “everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.”

Misko! Fishman! Sercer! The President speaks your language!! Wee-wee-dede!!

Don’t you understand what this means? The problems our great nation has been facing these few months has NOTHING to do with extreme, unconstitutional government spending but actually rests in the fact that our Washington politicians are speaking the language of wee-wee-dede and the American people didn’t realize it! All we need now are a few good translators!

Suddenly, flag@whitehouse.gov isn’t so scary! It was just the White House’s way of posting for the translator position. While most people saw this as a gross infringement on our rights to free speech, you knew it was the wee-wee way of asking for someone to step in and explain what the President has been unable to articulate for six months now!

I have never been more proud of my country or of Applebees [or Ruby Tuesday, also known as Scu-me Tuesday -Lord Bloch] as I am in this moment. If it was not for that fine food establishment, and your incessant practice, you boys might not be the proficient speakers you are today.

Gentleman, get thee to Washington! You have a country to save!

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