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"Really? You like rap?"

About rap in general, I have this to say: it is easy to see why rap is so popular with athletes, because rapping is a sort of athleticism transformed into words. How does a point guard, or a running back, or an inside center beat his defender? Now, one way is to overpower the defender; […]

Job Posting: Gov’t Translators Needed, 2 Years Experience Required

My dear friends, Barack Obama returned to his roots this weekend (or at least, 50% of his roots) when he exasperatedly exclaimed that, “everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.” Misko! Fishman! Sercer! The President speaks your language!! Wee-wee-de–de!! Don’t you understand what this means? The problems our great nation has been facing these few […]