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Diagramming Sentences

Since I’ve begun teaching middle school, my intellectual life has taken a dramatic turn “back to the basics”, as they say.  Well, it certainly has been a turn for the better because through such turning back, we can, ultimately, move much farther forward.   Eugene Moutoux is a language professor…. (somewhere) and he has written several books on sentence diagramming–among other things.




So the main reason I’m posting this is because he has an awesome mustache.  AND I thought it time to share my grammatical joys with my friends.    So, just as we all enjoy taking time to re-read fairy tales and poems from childhood, perhaps you’d be interested in checking out Eugene’s amazing diagramming from basic sentences such as: The people should laugh. to the  intricacies of the Gettysburg Address.

He’s from Kentucky and he also diagrams in German.

Diagramming sentences can be fun.

Related in some way to Peter Kane’s "Wide-Eyed Obedience"

In some ways, I have to admit, I can relate to Peter Kane. (I hope you are prepared for totally deep stuff.)

For one, I have had my “fare” share of traffic violations with this “alternate-side” parking rule that has apparently been in place since November. I, too, eagerly write my check on time in order to meet the 10-day deadline and avoid some pending court date or, heaven forbid, a bigger fine. But traffic violations don’t exactly make me think of Peter Kane, and I hope it doesn’t any of you either.

As some of you may know, I am the assistant coach of the girls Tyburn basketball team, which means I get the girls water and tell them they are great because the real coach yells at them the whole time.

At a recent away game (at a public school), we walked by a teacher’s door that had a sign stating:

“If you have to think about whether it’s right or wrong, it’s wrong.”

I had just read Peter’s recent post on Americans’ lack of “practical wisdom,” so I thought it quite comical in one sense yet tragic in another. This statement presupposes either that we are not able to think well or that thinking is wrong. If we do not know how to think, then we are in no way advised to seek formation here; therefore, I see this as a pure criticism of thought in general and just seeping with satanic undertones.

Without a doubt, culture has lost all sense of true virtue. Prudence, the ability to make good judgments (and thus act accordingly), is perverted, here, into a state of non-thinking, therefore, non-action–the p.c. word being “abstinence”.

There’s an article by Chesterton where he says (something about how) Chastity isn’t the mere abstaining of an act; it’s something flaming like Joan of Arc. Virtue, to the modern mind, is abstinence: just [DON’T] do it. Of course, we know it in its traditional definition, “the ACT of DOING good.” In accordance with ol’ Gilbert, I’ll have to make my own claim that prudence isn’t the mere absence of thought; it’s something grilling like St. Lawrence.

That said, we lost the game 70-10….long night.

Gloom and Sadness Fill the Air

But Happy Birthday to Lord Bloch.
Ahem….
Thought for the day…
Without the birth of this Bloch, how could the birth of this blog have ever come about?
A day of rejoicing for all, to say the least.
Cheers! and Cheese sticks all around…

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